This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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