I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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