he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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