My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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