Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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