btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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