a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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