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  So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.

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• And these blast points, too accurate for sand people. Only Imperial Stormtroopers can aim so precisely.

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  • Nice Reference!!

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 20, 10 at 1:18pm

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• You're a regular Storm Trooper, you are.

  Submitted by whiteknave on Jan 20, 10 at 1:12pm

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• Almost as good as cumming on a chicks face and rubbing your thumb across her head saying "simbaaaaa"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 3:23am

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• FREAKING AMAZING!!!! XD

  Submitted by MrSarcastic on Jan 20, 10 at 9:42am

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• Lolz

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 10:37am

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• @3:23...really??gosh boys r strange! Totally ruin sex sometimes. It's a good thing u all r cute and make us feel good where it matters

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 3:51am

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• Awesome

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 9:38am

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• This is my favourite, bahaha. I can't even think of my reaction if it ever happened to me. Btw, how the hell did you miss? Really?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 10:52am

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• Not sure it gets much gayer.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 9:37am

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• Haha no 10:12 it's not. Lightsabers aren't used to shoot people. You tried... The laser guns make the "pyew pyew" noise. And no, he didn't steal the noise from a parrot. I'm pretty sure star wars is far more well known and came way before YouTube.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 10:25am

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• I like the whole "Stop! Hammertime!" while pounding. I want my boyfriend to do that to me.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 9:32pm

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• Hahahaha no...not a lightsaber. The laser guns make the noise the OP was talking about. The lightsabers are not used to shoot people.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 10:23am

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• first

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 6:30am

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• So it was typical, given that one in 789 blasts actually hit its target...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 9:38am

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  • please tell me that is a real statistic and that you knew it off the top of your head.

    Submitted by breakfast on Jan 20, 10 at 10:03am

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    • well of course...with all these damn blasters these days how cud any1 NOT know that (!)

      Submitted by XoxOderrr on Jan 23, 10 at 5:28am

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• LMFAO at 323!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:17am

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• 10:19: No, "you're" retarded.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 5:47pm

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• I'm not even a star wars fan but this is really funny and if this happened to me I'd clap and laugh with approval!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 1:16am

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• Ended up Spackling the walls huh? Nice....

  Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 20, 10 at 10:00am

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• Storm troopers are more precise....

  Submitted by Jacobim_Mugatu on Jan 20, 10 at 10:33am

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• Yep that was the guy I was wotb

  Submitted by mollie711 on Apr 3, 10 at 8:40am

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• Ya and how did she feel about that one?

  Submitted by tylaaw72 on Jun 29, 10 at 10:39am

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• Yep that was the guy I was with.

  Submitted by mollie711 on Apr 3, 10 at 8:39am

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• Ha, one of the bitchiest people at mi skewl put this on her FB, cn u sayy LAME

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 3:39am

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• so it was a reenactment

  Submitted by drewP11093 on Jan 12, 11 at 4:52pm

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• Lmao

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 1:49am

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• 10:19: No, "you're" retarded.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 5:46pm

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• Love this!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 9:41am

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• Ahahahahaha just laughed forever over this!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 5:59pm

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• You tell em Obie

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 11:12am

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• U have a tiny weni

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 9:41am

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• Awesome

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 10:43am

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• Classic

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 9:37am

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• first.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 6:30am

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• lmao

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 2:08pm

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• most amazing thing I've ever heard

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 6:51pm

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• 10:19: No, "you're" retarded.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 5:43pm

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• I laugh everytime! Lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 9:47am

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• So you're like the storm troopers, lotsa pew pew, can't hit anything. Makes me wonder how they took the galexy

  Submitted by DublStufOreo on Apr 7, 10 at 10:08pm

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• First

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 9:57am

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• Stormtrooper syndrome... Rough man, better luck next time

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 12:15pm

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• it's called a lightsaber.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 10:12am

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• Lolololol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 5:49pm

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• id fucking love that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Submitted by Care27 on Sep 30, 13 at 4:27am

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• Hahahahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 12:40pm

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• a storm trooper storming the trenches

  Submitted by photorobert on May 15, 12 at 1:10am

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• Lmfaoooooo

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 3:20pm

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• LMFAO!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 10:37pm

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• That's as good as my bf saying "finish her" from mortal kombat when he cums lmfao!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 5:53pm

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  • shut up. you stole that from a text that was already on here like 2 days ago.

    Submitted by Bilbo_Baggins on Jan 20, 10 at 6:41pm

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• Hahahaha best

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 10:26am

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• Didn't know there were Stormtroopers from Canada.

  Submitted by TeddyBearKnight on Dec 28, 11 at 5:08pm

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• Mmmmm no. I just downloaded this app today asshole.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 9:28pm

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• omg. that's hilarious!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 12:54pm

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• Your retarded. You stole the noise off the funny talking bird on YouTube. And no dumb ass, that's not a statistic... Not a real one anyways. FAKE!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 10:19am

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