They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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