He uses pillows to masturbate.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
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