then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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