Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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