I think I won the penis lottery.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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