We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
