As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
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