So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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