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I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?

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Why not both? "You're bigger than* a lot of things."

Submitted by toadmaster on Mar 17, 10 at 3:16pm

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If you were a badass you could do both.

Submitted by ZackOnTrack on Mar 17, 10 at 2:47pm

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Hilarious!

Submitted by spurtiic on Mar 17, 10 at 6:50pm

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I don't get it

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 19, 10 at 3:07am

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Fat joke!

Submitted by noconcern on Mar 17, 10 at 4:14pm

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Definately grammar, people hate that

Submitted by holdmyjunk on Mar 17, 10 at 2:12pm

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"What, than a Whale?"

Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 17, 10 at 1:48pm

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Hahaha I see what 2:12 did there

Submitted by ButtBuddy on Mar 17, 10 at 4:06pm

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I'd go for both...

Submitted by schmiddy2332 on Mar 17, 10 at 2:00pm

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Toadmaster wins

Submitted by DFKRoro on Mar 18, 10 at 3:06am

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Haha love it!

Submitted by sarahjay on Mar 17, 10 at 1:26pm

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Both.

Submitted by CherryPoppa on Mar 17, 10 at 2:41pm

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grammar

Submitted by ohthatdrunk on Mar 17, 10 at 1:26pm

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grammar.

Submitted by zomfgdrew on Oct 17, 10 at 7:36am

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fat joke

Submitted by Noah85 on Mar 17, 10 at 4:48pm

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definitely both, she needs to be put in her place...

Submitted by countchocula1188 on Mar 17, 10 at 6:24pm

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Classic.

Submitted by frylok on Mar 18, 10 at 3:53pm

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Call her fat then go have sex with her. Then use the money you steal from her to buy a private tutor. That's what I would do anyway

Submitted by liamronan on Mar 17, 10 at 11:15pm

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- BAHAHAHA
  
  Submitted by hotbetch892 on Aug 9, 11 at 12:02pm
  
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Yes

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 6:19am

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both

Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Mar 18, 10 at 8:33pm

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a grammatically fat joke should do

Submitted by yankees28 on Mar 18, 10 at 2:22am

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Spelling

Submitted by sayntdavid on Mar 17, 10 at 1:30pm

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Grammar, hands down.

Submitted by Sharniqua on Mar 20, 10 at 7:16am

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Everyone here is retarted

Submitted by btchtts on Mar 17, 10 at 1:27pm

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- *retarded
  
  Submitted by elizadear on Mar 17, 10 at 1:59pm
  
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  - gotta love the irony though
    
    Submitted by makeitglow on Mar 17, 10 at 2:40pm
    
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    baahahahahaha could not be a more perfect place for an idiotic comment. ;)
    
    Submitted by mday24 on Mar 17, 10 at 5:00pm
    
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- No, you're "retarted."
  
  Submitted by CaptainHyperbole on Mar 18, 10 at 7:01am
  
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Go feed her a ballsack salad.

Submitted by bobbyb0322 on Mar 18, 10 at 12:27am

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Definitely*\n\nYou fail.

Submitted by LyaSaur on Jun 16, 10 at 9:49pm

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Def fat joke

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 5:32pm

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ROFLCHOPER@ zackontrack

Submitted by hotcalendar on Mar 17, 10 at 3:03pm

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Why choose one?

Submitted by Cuedoctor on Mar 23, 10 at 5:06pm

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definitely do both.

Submitted by assassin on Mar 17, 10 at 3:25pm

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Both haha kaylove

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 7:27pm

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Submitted by toadmaster on Mar 17, 10 at 3:16pm

Submitted by ZackOnTrack on Mar 17, 10 at 2:47pm

Submitted by spurtiic on Mar 17, 10 at 6:50pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 19, 10 at 3:07am

Submitted by noconcern on Mar 17, 10 at 4:14pm

Submitted by holdmyjunk on Mar 17, 10 at 2:12pm

Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 17, 10 at 1:48pm

Submitted by ButtBuddy on Mar 17, 10 at 4:06pm

Submitted by schmiddy2332 on Mar 17, 10 at 2:00pm

Submitted by DFKRoro on Mar 18, 10 at 3:06am

Submitted by sarahjay on Mar 17, 10 at 1:26pm

Submitted by CherryPoppa on Mar 17, 10 at 2:41pm

Submitted by ohthatdrunk on Mar 17, 10 at 1:26pm

Submitted by zomfgdrew on Oct 17, 10 at 7:36am

Submitted by Noah85 on Mar 17, 10 at 4:48pm

Submitted by countchocula1188 on Mar 17, 10 at 6:24pm

Submitted by frylok on Mar 18, 10 at 3:53pm

Submitted by liamronan on Mar 17, 10 at 11:15pm

Submitted by hotbetch892 on Aug 9, 11 at 12:02pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 6:19am

Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Mar 18, 10 at 8:33pm

Submitted by yankees28 on Mar 18, 10 at 2:22am

Submitted by sayntdavid on Mar 17, 10 at 1:30pm

Submitted by Sharniqua on Mar 20, 10 at 7:16am

Submitted by btchtts on Mar 17, 10 at 1:27pm

Submitted by elizadear on Mar 17, 10 at 1:59pm

Submitted by makeitglow on Mar 17, 10 at 2:40pm

Submitted by mday24 on Mar 17, 10 at 5:00pm

Submitted by CaptainHyperbole on Mar 18, 10 at 7:01am

Submitted by bobbyb0322 on Mar 18, 10 at 12:27am

Submitted by LyaSaur on Jun 16, 10 at 9:49pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 5:32pm

Submitted by hotcalendar on Mar 17, 10 at 3:03pm

Submitted by Cuedoctor on Mar 23, 10 at 5:06pm

Submitted by assassin on Mar 17, 10 at 3:25pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 7:27pm

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