I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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