I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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