They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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