and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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