There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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