margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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