no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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