Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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