You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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