he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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