so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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