She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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