i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
The struggles of a small town man whore
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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