The maid of honor just puked.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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