part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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