Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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