i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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