I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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