did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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