That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
