my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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