So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Holy shit dude........stairs
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
