I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize
