Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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