I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
vagina is talking i cant
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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