Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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