dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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