Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
