isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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