yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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