I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Randomize
