Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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