Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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