Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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